Definitions by Melon Dropper
drop a melon
1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
drop a melon by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025