Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
by Meat Kleavers September 01, 2010
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