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80%afk 

80% afk is when you are trying to find your dick with one hand and holding the magnifying glass with three fingers on the other hand

-jay666 (from Unreal Tournament '99)

MyCoolOnlineName>i have to go AFK guys
MyCoolOnlineName is now known as MyCoolOnlineName80%afk

80%afk by Me I January 11, 2009