1 definition by McNare and Friends
Once upon a time a mexi-stash, and bottle of cheap tequila came together and violently copulated in a very public and grotesque fashion. Seriously. It was friggn gross. There was hair and tequila splattering all over the place in little alcohol hair balls. One of the hair balls later joined the marines. Lot’s of steroids, terrible life life choices, extremely homosexual activities, and a traumatic pogo-stick accident later... the modern “Lanphier” emerged.
by McNare and Friends November 8, 2013