McDickbag Esquire's definitions
"Altoona" means that you are "available," especially when a friend is asking for help. The name "Altoona" is believed to be derived from the Latin "altus," which means "high," which is probably what your friend is.
"Hey if you are in town, I could really use a visit." "I'm Altoona all day tomorrow so you let me know."
by McDickbag Esquire September 8, 2021
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