cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.
dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night
by McChunk Nugget March 05, 2012
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