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no this is patrick 

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

no this is patrick by Mayo egg January 4, 2018