Maximus Desimus Meridious's definitions

chode

A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.

Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"

by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004