Maximilian Tchaikovsky's definitions

columbian cocktail

When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.

"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."

by Maximilian Tchaikovsky January 4, 2009