2 definitions by Max T. Linguist
A precocious child who has reached the age at which s/he can anticipate his/her parent's actions, and who takes preventative measures.
by Max T. Linguist November 1, 2011
Laughing at myself
1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.
2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS
1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.
2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS
The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS
I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS
I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS
Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS
Damn, more nose hair! LAMS
I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS
I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS
Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS
Damn, more nose hair! LAMS
by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009