Definitions by Max Baskin

Pity Ham 

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

Pity Ham by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Pity Bologna 

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

Pity Bologna by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

Pity Bologna 

Bologna that is given to someone as an after thought.

Brett give bologna to his friends then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

Pity Bologna by Max Baskin February 7, 2023