Definitions by Maul Panes

Oak Island, NC 

Oak Island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.

"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island, NC, study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."

Oak Island, NC by Maul Panes September 8, 2011