Mauer F.T.F.W's definitions

Quickie

1. A quick shower where you only wash your hair in the sink with the nearest soap
2. Very quick sex

Man: "Damn, I need a quickie right now"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"

by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010