Definitions by Matty Muchachos

Cummy Tumblers 

The act of expelling a fresh batch of semen from one’s arsehole onto the rim of a frosted glass, then filling it with beverage of choice - most commonly strawberry daiquiri.

Would anyone care for another round of Cummy Tumblers?

Oh yes please, Dirk. I would love one.

Cummy Tumblers by Matty Muchachos December 3, 2024

Alley-Oop 

The art of dropping a hot fudge nugget into one's own hand, then walking up to a unsuspecting victim, pulling their underwear back and then slam dunking the before-mentioned hand treasure into their undergarments.

Jermaine got his revenge on his angry boss by dropping an Alley-Oop on him.

Alley-Oop by Matty Muchachos March 24, 2017