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Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.
Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.
by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007
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