Definitions by Matt the steak drape muncher

steak drapes 

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.

When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.

steak drapes by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007