Choobs

The imaginary breasts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them

" Jumbo saw a cat with chunky little choobs and he decided to go over and beep them "

by Matt the Boss June 13, 2008

Miked Up

A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.

"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"

"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"

by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008