Definitions by Matt Zeletes

Alabama Face Paver 

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

Alabama Face Paver by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011