Definitions by Matt Troutman

carns 

1) a ring of stone
2) a college-age virgin
3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon

Look at that carns over there!
Billy will die a lonely carns.
That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

carns by Matt Troutman March 24, 2003