Matt Thomas's definitions

Tourrorism

The bad things tourists do when they take over your city. Can mean anything from bad driving to wearing an overly-revealing swimsuit. One who commits acts of tourism are tourists.

I can't find a parking spot because of all these tourists!

by Matt Thomas April 24, 2004

twin stream

A post coital piss that sprays in two different directions.

"Have you been up all night shagging, James? You just hit me with your twin stream."

by Matt Thomas February 5, 2004