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Ryan Phillippe

When a man inserts a chopstick (preferably splintered) into his urethra.
Matt: Hey Su Hong, why the grimace??

Su Hong: Oh ... I just gave myself I gave myself a Ryan Phillippe and now my pee-hole has like 8 splinters in it.

Matt: Talk about getting wood. Haha!!
by Matt Psylon November 7, 2008
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ghetto mohel

When a skank ass hoe be goin down on some dude, wit an uncircumcised wang, and chomps off his motha fuckin fo'skin
Oh shit, Chemiqua that fuckin ghetto mohel, she just chewed off my fo'skin! Now where is I supposed to store my spare change.
by Matt Psylon October 18, 2006
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