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Friendzigate

Go out and make friends. This word can be spelled "Franzigate" or "Friendzigate."

Guy 1: "I'm bored."
Guy 2: "We should friendzigate because then you wouldn't be as bored. You know, because you'd have more friends and all."
Guy 1: "That sounds like fun."

--later--
Guy 1: "I'm glad you thought of friendzigating, I have <b>so</b> many friends now, and I'm never bored. Thank you."
Guy 2: "Anytime, how did you think I became so popular?"

by Matt Parkman June 22, 2009