Definitions by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck

fucked in half 

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

fucked in half by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008