Matt Hamms's definitions

spam purse

vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.

A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.

by Matt Hamms March 12, 2007

fairy cock mother

Ancient mythological transient homemaker bent upon dinner party mastication of off flavored taco MEATS. Typically present prior to the orange juice holiday of la cerveza mas fina.

Perrin was being a little fairy cock mother today. I.e. he would not stop cease to slather blood oranges with polluted saki.

by Matt Hamms March 12, 2007