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christianity

The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I know the bible is true because the bible tells me it's true. Hooray Christianity!
by Matt (exoendo) February 22, 2008
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