Tom Baker

Slang term meaning 'to defaecate'. Derived from the rhyming slang Doctor Who = Poo.
Also used to describe a person of unsavoury nature in much the same way as 'shit' can also describe such a person
'I'm bursting for a Tom Baker'
'Tom's touching cloth'
'See that Graham, he's a right Tom Baker if ever there was one!'
by Mathew Walliams February 11, 2006
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