Definitions by Mastercard

The Suitor Effect 

Rapid loss of braincells due to association. May experience random outbursts of running as-well

Man you’ve been slow today are you experiencing “The Suitor Effect”?

The Suitor Effect by Mastercard December 13, 2021

The Gabe effect 

When you rapidly loose braincells due to association.

Damn bro you seem kinda slow today, are you experiencing “The Gabe Effect”?

The Gabe effect by Mastercard December 13, 2021