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The bathroom, or toilet. Often in reference to a port-o-potty, or other disgusting place to leave a sloppy one.
We can't leave yet, Mom is still in the dumper.

After eating all those beans -- refried and pinto -- I am going to have to spend some quality time in the dumper.

I didn't want to lay all that cement, so I hid in from the forman, in the dumper.
by Master Alexander June 14, 2010
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1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
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