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The emergence of a new parasitic life form from the inside of a woman's body after said parasite has fed off of its hosts nutrients and deformed the host's body to the point that the fetus must exit the body of the host through a hole naturally no bigger than a quarter. This hole must stretch around the parasite as the parasite begins its journey into the outside world where it will continue for several years to mooch off of its hosts money, time, and energy while the host can only sit there and hope that this parasite will make something of itself with everything its progenitors have given it. . . . .
That's rights chicas! Get pregnant in high school. Go ahead, I've heard that it's fun! Not for your vagina, or your parents, or your boyfriend, or your friends, and not for you if you can't take care of it, but hey! You know what alll the imbeciles are saying now; 'YOLO'!
Don't be stupid. Use a condom.
"Mama what does birth mean?"
"Oh thats when a woman was dumb enough not to use protection so then she has to push a watermelon- like sea-monkey out of her boyhowdy, sweetie."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013

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Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013

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