Marz the Wise's definitions

Crispin

An exceptional fellow. They love gay pirates and alfredo sauce. You will never meet someone so queer. They are also an excellent business partner even though they will ruin your friendship by starting a punk band named after a part of the respiratory tract.

"Yo is that crispin?"
"Holy shit, it is truly a pleasure doing business with them"

by Marz the Wise April 16, 2022