Definitions by Marty Eats Nails for Breakfast

gerritsen beach 

One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.

Stay away from Gerritsen Beach Bobby, you don't want to associate yourself with those characters.

gerritsen beach by Marty Eats Nails for Breakfast July 9, 2009