Marty's friend's definitions

Profastity

The level of speed and professionalism with which a task is carried out by the little people.

The Executives were very impressed with the profastity in which the highly-gifted manager was able to produce the megadeck.

by Marty's friend April 28, 2005

Sherpa Guide

An individual who prepares or assists an official or highly-placed executive at a conference or presentation. Will often be the brain power behind the puppet. Tasks often include carrying color paper clips, ensuring adequate copies of presentation are on hand and making sure official manages to get on and off the plane.

The Sherpa Guide fumbled with the paper clips on the plane since the boss decided to change to order of the MegaDeck.

by Marty's friend May 5, 2005