Martison Bralex's definitions
In the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the butt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a "quelp." Quelps are analogous to the hair that inhabits the belly button.
Dude, I must have scraped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!
The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.
I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.
The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.
I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.
by Martison Bralex January 7, 2009
Get the Quelpmug.