Definitions by Martin Merritt
cornpirate
1) someone who engages in anal sex. based on the urban myth that someone had anal sex and when they pulled their cock out it had a bit of sweetcorn stuck on the end.
2) interchangeable with the word gooner
2) interchangeable with the word gooner
that guy is a definite cornpirate
cornpirate by Martin Merritt January 1, 2009