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Definitions by Martin Duxon

Burial at sea 

The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.

To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."
Burial at sea by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003

bum cigar 

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.
"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"
bum cigar by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003

crop spraying 

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
crop spraying by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003