Martin Duxon's definitions

Irn Bru Poo

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.

"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

turdis

One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences

I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

under thunder

Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003