Burial at sea

The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.

To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.

"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."

by Martin Duxon August 06, 2003

fart art

Generally speaking, the term 'Fart Art' relates to the abstract contemporary art formed by the human arse at its most creative - usually involves brown, green or yellow paint of entirely organic origin, combined with an explosive, resonant fart. Fart Art is not often on public display, but common galleries for this particar form of artwork tend to be the inside of bog bowls or discarded underwear. Most Fart Artists are male for some obscure reason, although occasionally fart artisans of the female variety can be found amongst the ranks of students.

"I just got over a bout of dyssentry, but duuude! Did I blow some fart art!"

by Martin Duxon September 17, 2003

under thunder

Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.

by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003