Definitions by Martin Duxon
Burial at sea
The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.
To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."
Burial at sea by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003
bum cigar
bum cigar by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003
crop spraying
Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
crop spraying by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003