Definitions by Marky Panda
Hispanic-Jew
(n.)- when a Jewish woman and a Hispanic man love each other very much and have a baby....aka- how to make a Jewish mother go fucking insane.
"Hey mom, I'm dating a Hispanic guy."
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"
Hispanic-Jew by Marky Panda July 26, 2013