Marky Mark o'Glenrock's definitions

Pantagonist

A character in a story that causes conflict by not wearing pants.

The pantagonist of the book was continually flashing key characters, causing a severe shift in the plot!

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 1, 2010

titometer

A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.

1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010