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Humphrey
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stale
bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No,
Jimmy
took a Humphrey.”
“Damn, did a sewage line
break
?” “ No,
Jimmy
took
a Humphrey.”
Humphrey
by
Mark Tweak
January 23, 2021
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