Mark Simpson's definitions

void

What jocks believe to be equal to a touchdown.

A dumb jock went to the mail and opened up his mailbox. On his application to Harvard, it said void all over it because his I.Q. is lower than the Hindenburg and there was a football crammed inside the envelope. When he opened it up he shouted, "YAAAAY! I GOT THE VOID!"

by Mark Simpson June 13, 2006