Definitions by Mark Keagy

Atheism 

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Person 1: I am a jehovah's witness.
Atheism: No.

Atheism by Mark Keagy January 6, 2008