Mark Elizabeth Lorker's definitions

lork

To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana.

Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
Man 2: So you missed Law and Order!
Man 1: SVU!?!?
Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay.
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'!

by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 6, 2009

twinkie arm

At the end of winter, a person puts a twinkie in the arm-hole of their coat. When the coat is put on the first chilly day, one discovers a beautiful twinkie.

Marissa: Hey, Loann, guess what I found today in my the arm-hole of my coat today?
Loann: A twinkie!?!
Marissa: Heck yeah! Twinkie Arm rules!

by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 6, 2009