Definitions by Marisa Audley
longspandexphobia
the fear of, or the dislike of, wearing long spandex in cold weather, due to heat exhaustion of the legs while running.
well i'm not really in on this inside joke with long spandex, but I would have to agree that no matter what the weather you should never be forced to wear long spandex in a lacrosse!
longspandexphobia by Marisa Audley May 18, 2003