1 definition by Marcelo Tavarez

1. to nervously scratch one's upper chest and subsequently sniff one's fingers while simultaneously presenting an expression of complete confusion.

2. to receive fellatio while scratching one's chest and screaming "I AIN'T GOT NO HAPPY FEEET!"

(Related Words: scobes, to scobe, scobing, scobed)
1. "As I realized that the girl I wanted to get with all year was finally in my room, I began to excessively scobe myself."

2. Francisco: "Yo bro, how was your night? Did you finally get with Tina?"
Nani: "Haha, yeahhh kid, she scobed me all night. And honestly, probably one of the best scobes I've ever had."
Francisco: "Damn, son."
by Marcelo Tavarez April 18, 2008
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