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Town in Northern Nevada along I-80. Winnemucca is 2 hours East of Reno. There is a variety of fast food options from Jack in the Box to Carl's Jr to KFC etc. There is a movie theater with 2 screens. Water Canyon is a Scenic Mountain park 15 minutes south of downtown, there are camping spaces & this park draws visitors from all over the US, just view the license plates. Marijuana is legal in Nevada & there are 2 cannabis dispensaries. Prostitution is legal & there are a few whore houses. Gambling is legal there are a few casinos. Alcohol sales are 24/7. No one in the US parties like Nevada. There is a Humboldt river that runs through the town. Battle Mountain, the world famous destination, is only a 45 mins drive east on the freeway.
We stopped by the Cat Houses of Winnemucca but they only had plus-sized ebonies. We high tailed it out of there & headed to Battle Mountain where that Cat House, Donna's Ranch had the Oriental whore, Pretti Yung.
by Mandango September 14, 2023
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