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Definitions by Malek Lairn

1. n. When a woman's vagina resembles a freshly harvested crustacean from the sea.

2. n. A female who is sexually aroused and as such her clam is as wet as a seahorse.
1. Hey ashley, did you order some wet clams today? No, that's just me.
2. It's really moist outside today, huh? No, that's just my clam.
Wet clam by Malek Lairn October 1, 2010