Definitions by Major Hoople

noise 

an STD, a sexually transmitted disease

Carefull, that chick'l give you the noise

noise by Major Hoople February 9, 2004

surfin' tragedy 

A notable piece of bad luck

So you blogged that bitch and she gave you the noise. Dude, that's a surfin' tragedy

surfin' tragedy by Major Hoople February 9, 2004