Definitions by Magical Ninja

Magic dick 

A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.

Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."

Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"

Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick

Magic dick by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008

suck it long suck it hard 

1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.

1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."

suck it long suck it hard by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008