Definitions by Maester Winthrop
poop cheeks
noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.
“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
poop cheeks by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020