Definitions by Madame Zelda
Deaded
Deaded by Madame Zelda August 10, 2005
positive
Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.
Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.
RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.
Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.
RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.
In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!
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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)
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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !
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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)
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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !
positive by Madame Zelda July 23, 2005