Mad Martigan's definitions

Falutin-Free Diet

1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.

(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)

Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.

John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.

by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014